mexual

a person who is sexually attracted to Mexican people and/or Mexican food

Example 1:
"José is Susie's fifth Mexican for a boyfriend. I think she's mexual."

Example 2:
"Guys, this is my fifth taco today. I think I'm mexual."

Mexuality

Having a hidden attraction to a Mexican.

To hide that you like a Mexican from your friends.

Are you scared of your Mexuality towards me???

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Ho-to-mexual

a closet homosexual who likes to frequent Mexican restaurants and bars looking for a drunk mans burrito for his man-taco.

David came to work and said he turned "Ho-to-mexual"over the weekend. David and Dusty are happy to be "Ho-to-mexuals". Will said he was clearly going to join the Ho-to-mexual club for lunch.

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Mexual Harassment

Mexual Harasment is just like sexual harassment, but a Mexican is the harasser instead!

John:“Did you hear what Juan did to Maria?”
Bob: “No...what did he do?!”
John: “He told Maria her pussy smells like a churro! Then he pulled down her panties and rubbed his nose all over her sweet cunt!”
Bob: “Wow that is some serious Mexual Harassment!

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