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Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
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Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
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The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners
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A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
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Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"
"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
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It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.
Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.