Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.