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When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"
Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"
Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."
Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."
Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."
Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
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The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.
Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.
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A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.
guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
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A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.
Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.
"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John
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When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool
I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.
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"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons
"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons
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The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.
He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.
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