Midrand

Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants

Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital

Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator

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Midrand Spur

"Midrand Spur" refers to a local strip club in Midrand, South Africa called Teazers and is a term used to mask its identity from your wife, girlfriend, etc because Spur is actually a family restaurant.

"Honey, me and the boys are going to Midrand Spur for supper."