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a beautiful dark skinned girl that would do anything for her family, she loves to laugh sometimes be the life of the party. A fantastic lover and friend for any male that crosses her path. Shes loyal,content, sociable but still can be gullible at times.
Never lie to her this is one thing she hates, she will hug you when your down. Mihi is your perfect friend.
(perfect mihi)
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A very beatiful dark skinned girl, can be very gulible at times but only means well.
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The ugliest cunt alive. She fucks everyone with two legs and probably has 300 different STDs because of it
Oh god I hate that bitch Mihi so much
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An EVE Alliance compromised mostly of smugg scrublords, who willingly bathe in semen and invert their penis' to form vaginas.
WSHOT PUBLORD:Hey Masamang! What are you doing this evening?
Masamang:Nothing much bro, just taking a jizznog bath and fingering my inverted penis straight Morsus Mihi STYLE!
WSHOT PUBLORD:YAYYYY!!
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The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.
Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
the tomatoes will rise once again
as the bishop returned to the drought he exclaimed “Mors Mihi Lucrum!” and the tomato plants grew expeditiously.