Milfitious

An adjective form of the noun milf. It describes a woman with the essence of milf. Usually she is curvy mysterious and stressed from her kids. Ly can be added to then end to form an adverb.

“Damn that lady is milfitious.”

“Stacys mom entered the room milfitiously.”

MILFitis

The condition of having
an overwhelming desire to have sex with your friends mother. To the point of getting off to her bikini pics.

My god, I’ve got MILFitis for Amber. I wanna pump her full of cum.