milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.

Check out the milk midgets on that chick.

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Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra

EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"