Cute little guy with a lot of fukin legs
“Wtf is that thing and why does it have so many legs”
“It’s a millipede. Are you dumb”
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Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.
Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing
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the women has a period on the mans soft (non-erect) penis. the man then takes his bloody stump and wiggles it all over the women's stomach until he gets hard.
my girlfriend Jill came over last night and I wasn't hard yet so we performed a rusty millipede until I was ready
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someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets
dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.
A ugly person that is really weird
“You are a Giant African millipede.”
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The lowest ranking (and most common) Members or the B.C.R.N
WE ARE THE MILLIPEDES, WE ARE AMAZING