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when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"
"Idk i was bored."
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A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
some weird shit
Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit
A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.
One of the second strongest video game characters because he can life the entire freaking universe
When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy