Doug Mirabelli

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

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Mirabelli

Very Feminine 60 year old mamas boy driven by jealousy and penis envy. One who lives a pathetic existence and routinely goes home and places an ankle sock over their micro penis.
Also another name for the bridge stick in billiards.

Hey did you see that Mirabelli sitting across the bar drinking a Shirley temple and dreaming of when he had real friends.

Scott would mind passing me the Mirabelli this 8 ball shot is gong to be difficult