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Soem copmayn in Washintgon wehre peolpe maek sotfwaer but can't sepll wroth shit.
See Microsoft.
Hey Jamus! Didja heya? Unca Billy-Bob's secun cousin is ova thar workin fer Mircosoft.
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if you say mircosoft pretty slow it kind of sounds like '' my cock is soft''
hey can i touch your mircosoft?
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"Dude, I hear when you die, you might have to work for MS."
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Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!
let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.
Bill is a bad boy
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Microsofting: Verb
infinitiv microsoft
presens microsofting
preteritum microsofted
defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.
1. Microsoft really microsofted us with Windows 8.
2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?
3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.
4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.