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An obese cat.
A cat that eats and shits, and nothing else.
e.g.
Doctor: Ana, I have some bad news for you.
Ana: Yes Doctor, What is it?
Doctor: Mizuno is suffering from kitty obesity.
Ana: Is it serious, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, he's fat as hell.
Ana: No offense but I want to get a second opinion.
Doctor: He's ugly too, especially with that hair cut!
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Born September 10, 1977. A Japanese slut who appear in a hundred or so porno films. Very found of sticking objects up her pussy and her asshole, getting fucked while tied up, having other women finger her twat and her ass, double penetration, and, last but not least, pissing on people. Moving from Tokyo to L.A., she became the biggest Japanese-American slut sence Fujiko Kano.
All of this can be seen on her website Sexysatomi.com
Satomi Mizuno pisses on a woman
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Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.
Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.
Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.
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