MMS

Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service

Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.

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Mracheck middle school is a school full of thots *cough cough Alexis weddington cough cough* it has too many fights and that’s why the police is there and I hope that bitch ass mrs Davis goes somewhere bc she annoying asf and yea all them niggas are either hoes pussys or musty bitches

Damn MMS is ghetto asf

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Miracle Mineral Solution (it's really just bleach used by Karens to 'cure' autism)

Karen: Did you hear about MMS? I might try it on my son.
Normal person: It's literally just bleach.

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It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.

-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!

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Massive Meat Shadow. When a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.

In phys-ed Jason had MMS because his shorts were too tight

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Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains

Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!

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Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.

"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."

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