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rice mobile

a (crappy) foreign car (from asia) worth virtually nothing and with no racing capability outfitted to look like a sports car complete with spoiler, rims, etc ad nauseum.

Ever since Vin Diesel drove a rice mobile in the Fast and the Furious, all the ginzos I know have one.

by crazy mike November 8, 2003

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rice mobile

A small shitty foriegn car with funky colors and tinted windows. mostly driven by RiceBoy or Spix with his home boy in tha back seat suckin a dick for fun. With no muffler, and shiny chrome rims, and 75HP, this machine can kick out a top speed of 60MPH. If driven too fast, it may break and fall apart in the middle of the highway. Or just get blown off the road by my rocket launcher.

look at that riceboy! he be ridin in his ricemobile!

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

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Rice-mobile

An expensive sleek or sporty car, usually adorned in colours yellow, black, red, or deep blue with a spoiler on the back; driven by chauchy asian males at dangerous speeds. Usually paid for by their rich doctor parents.

Did you catch a glimpse of that rice-mobile go speeding through that red light?

by Heather OfTheGardens June 8, 2006

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Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017


rice mobile

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner
Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.

Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z
True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.

by Ness April 21, 2006

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rice mobile

i fuck so many asian hoes,you can call my car a rice mobile

sloppy and slanted

by fuck u February 10, 2004

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Mobile rice

Maggot

Wow the bin is covered in mobile rice.

by 1800Stickfigure November 29, 2021