Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.