momi

a person who is good at everything that they do especially cheering, math, running, swimming, and life in general. they are just a natural, and everything is easy for them to do. they are gods showcase to the world on how beast he is.

dude, im so jealous. they're so good at everything. they're such a momi.

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momi

my mom

momi is 55 years old

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momi

my mom

momi is 55 years old

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Momi

"Momi" is a word that describes a person with an intelligence equal to a piece of toast.
To call a person a "Momi" is the absolute worst thing imaginable and should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

-He crawled under my legs like a fucking MOMI.
-This Momi loves to research his incest-family.
-You're a Momi!

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Momies

Momies is a gang in which the leaders name is mo-ham-med and the members are all related You know the momies are around when you smell freshly mowed grass. There favorite thing to rob are flowers. One of there rituals are dropping flowers at each others houses. You can spot a momie but there looks. They usually have fully grown mustaches or slit eyebrows.

Look it’s the momies stealing my flowers.

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momi’s in the house

A litty kitty group of broskis who hang amongst each other, tho they don’t talk when they are together. they sit staring at each other, waiting for the other to sneeze. this is commonly found amongst teenagers from the ages of 13-13.2 years of age.

OMG DUDE THE MOMI’S IN THE HOUSE ARE SO COOL I COULD LITERALLY WET MYSELF.

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your momie

An word play on your mom, sometimes said when saying doing your mom in UK. (that's a joke, but still funny)
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye

Peter says, "Hey David! What do you do on weekends?"
Dave says, "I do YOUR MOMIE on weekends "