a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.
i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."
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Moneky is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monekys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monekys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope
Monekys are beautiful.