mongrat

rodent like selfish creature, often found laying on sofas or on beds, the creature is unable to communicate. It can't be arsed to move throughout the day due to going out on the piss the previous night. Also known as; rat boy, thin man, gandhi, jack

monged out rat look a like unable to move, speak, just about human and has obsession with black mambas. Often known to frequently do a "brad pitt" whilst out, and is sick more times than a parrott.

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mongrat

a weasel like creature that just "cant be arsed" because the lazy blighter is too undernourished. Often found on the sofa the whole day after a night on the lash. also see Gandhi, the thin man, rat boy, Jack

Look at Gandhi the thin man, what a lazy mongrat.

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Mongrat

A very messy and overall gross human. They try their best to exist, but just cant do it quite right. Mongrats often have a disgusting quality such as: hair, lankiness, clothing, stench, uncleanliness, etc. Some even exhibit multiple traits! Mongrats are often seen complaining or in a bad mood; watch out because they have a very small temper. They also cry when getting passionate, including when angered. Not to fear though! Mongrats are typically very weak, both muscularly and mentally. Mongrats also tend to avoid conflict, are generally very scared of their surroundings and tend to keep to themselves. The majority of Mongrats are also hopeless romantics, and usually show attraction to multiple genders.

Oh my god... Do you see how Blake is dressed today? And- OH GOD! The stench! Does he shower? He is such a filthy mongrat.

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