monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

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Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

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monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

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