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Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

by stop it loser March 4, 2009

236๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.

I'll whoop yo monkey ass.

by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

86๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

251๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey ass

The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)

Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!

by zagnut February 21, 2005

127๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 5, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass

1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

by Juan Valdez - Harvester of fine coffees in Central August 7, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž