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Monkey Punch

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

by nasuke October 28, 2003

114๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.

Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.

No one can beat Monkey Punch.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 2, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.

"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 9, 2012

31๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

by PhearMyPhunk September 16, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

by rat monkey July 9, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey punch

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003

81๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž