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a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
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Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.
Jack: "Dude... My dad died."
Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
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A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
It's Time to get freaky!!
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!