monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

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Monolith

n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).

Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.

A cabre often can be described as a monolith.

"Crikey, check out the monolith in cubicle 3"

"My monolith was riddled with corn"

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monolith

In 2001 a space odyessy the monolith came to earth and helped the apes evolve into senient life forms and then came back later to turn dave into a giant superintelligent baby.

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Monolith

A free standing turd that mysteriously stands erect out of the toilet water.

Dude, I can't believe it. I stood up and there it was, standing out of the water; a monolith.

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monolith

The interesting shaped alien object which was spotted in the desert of Utah, then vanished and another appeared in Romania. Soon after that one vanished another appeared in California. Fact of the dayeyeyeyy

“Hey wanna go steal that fugly ass monolith?”

“Yeah sure! that monolith be looking crusty.”
“Word.”

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monolith

a beast ass moving base in warhammer's 40,000 dawn of war. used by the necrons(an alien race) to destroy and dominate every other race in the game.

"hey bob how ya liking the new monolith". "good i can finally shoot my arch-enemy from a mile away".

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Monolithic

MONOLITHIC
/mɔnəˈlɪθɪk/

1. Is a made up word used as an attemp to try coax someone into believing its a word referring to religions and beliefs of one God. (Only works on ignorant people)

" the Middle East was the foundation of monolithic religions "

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