Montoxicated

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.

Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.

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Montoxing

The innevitable, involuntary detox forced by Mondays, often involving monpression

Shane: 'Wow you look rough!'
Brian: 'Yes mate I'm montoxing'
Shane: 'I knew it was serious'