Moonscreen

A product that one uses when leaving the basement at night.

Yo dude, use some moonscreen you are going to burn.

Moonscreen

Meant to be apart of your nighttime routine, You’ve got sunscreen which is mean to protect you from sunburn during the day, and now there’s this new Moonscreen which is supposed to protect you from intrusive thoughts and existential dread at night.

Did you sleep well last night?

No I didn’t apply Moonscreen last night and stayed up thinking about the meaninglessness of life.