Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

84👍 18👎

Mooselini

Petty dictator quitter from a sparsely populated state that spreads slander on Fox News.

Mooselini rules over her little world where Jesus rode dinosaurs.

131👍 72👎

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

3134👍 7088👎

Mooselini

A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.

As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.