Mootz

Someone who you can tell is a a below average human. They don’t even have to do anything irritating or stupid, you just know they are subpar.

Holy shit, Carl is a dumb Mootz. What a mootzie. Mootzie mootz. Mootzayyyy!

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Mootzing

To die in a water related accident due to one's own stupidity, usually in a flooded wash. To experience extreme and potentially deadly weather.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who tried to swim in the flooded wash in the middle of the storm?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy was totally in for a mootzing."

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