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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
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When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
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Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman is God
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I wish I could be more like Morgan Freeman.
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