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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
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An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
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When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
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an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
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Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
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The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.
The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
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the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other
if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory
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