Morristown, TN

A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.

Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"

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Morristown, TN

A town where the meth industry thrives, and drug dealers make their copious amounts of deals with underage teenagers. And it smells shit.

Friend: My 10 year old brother got drugs off a drug dealer, last night.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.

Morristown, TN

A small city in East Tennessee, where no hot guys exist.

Girl 1: I don't see any hot guys...anywhere.
Girl 2: Welcome to Morristown, TN!

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