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Motherhood

That feeling of tingly warmness after 10 months and 25 hours of pain blood and suffering.

as we sew you up, you can look at that beautiful 8 pounder over there, and start that long 18 year walk of death we call motherhood

by Sampolit December 29, 2009

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motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!

by sitizor November 27, 2015

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the joy of motherhood

Sleeping.

My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!

by B-Drac October 29, 2003

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