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Motrin

Motrin (Vitamin I, Ibuprofen) is an NSAID (Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug) which can be used for headaches and body aches. It's really good for headaches and 200mg to 400mg is taken with a glass of water. It's mostly good for headaches. If you have a headache, you can have a glass of water (Hydrogen oxide) alone to see if it's due to lack of hydration. If the headache is gone, you just needed hydration. If it's still there, it's caused by something else and you need a motrin 200mg or two of them. If you're depressed or have more physical pain like a broken arm or leg but the doctor won't give you Vicodin, take Kratom (2g to 8g+). If you have been traumatized by a narcissist ex-girlfriend, or went to war and are having PTSD flashbacks, talk to your doctor about Propranolol 40mg (2 of the 20mg pills a day). If you want a hangover free alcohol, drink 2ml to 10ml+ of 2-methyl-2-butanol. Kratom generally doesn't mix with alcohols because it can be harmful or fatal.

Tony: I had a headache and drank water. Half an hour later and it's still there, so I took 200mg Motrin with more water and the headache disappeared.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023

motrin

a medication that is to be taken when you don't feel good or you are experiencing minor pains. has also been known to be used for ridiculous overdoses that are more a cry for attention than a suicide attempt.

"pass the motrin - my tooth hurts"

by Britainy February 15, 2005

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