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The lamest Catholic school in the world full of mostly sluts and hoodlums.
Student population: 63, slut population: 60.
Consists only of caucasian students, yet so ghetto that it's ceiling crumbles whenever the seasons change.
So out of control even the nuns left.
The boys are so gayy, they dont even have sports teams. And the girls kick ass.
"Ohh, those M.C girls is hella whack"
"If your 16 and prego, you most likely attend Mount Carmel Catholic High School"
"Rarely do you find hott people, theres like 5 in the whole school."
"If your fat or pregnant you must go to MC."
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If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.
Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.
If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.
Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro
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Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.
Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.
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A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!
"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"
A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”
“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
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A ghetto psychiatric ward filled with non-athletic retards with "swag" and no future. So basically a homeless shelter that gives out homework.
Damn that kid has swag. Yeah he's from mount carmel high school.
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Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School, also known as ‘OLMC’, is a secondary school located in the district of Meadowvale in Mississauga, Ontario. Like many high schools, there is a super wide variety of personalities of students and it seems there’s an overwhelming amount of kids who overuse Toronto slang. Our hockey teams are pretty damn solid, as we’ve had some current and former NHL players come from Carmel, we produced one or two members from Billy Talent, we recently had one of our students pour her drink down a mailbox and it put her on the news, and the caf cookies are like crack... well, used to be. The teachers are pretty dope, unless we’re talking about the short, middle aged tech design teacher who people think is gay (not gonna say names. If you went to the school, you should instantly know who I’m talking about). Overall, the school is a little waste with a little taste.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School
Student 1: *in the head* yo why couldn’t this mf just say Carmel?