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Where ones tampon string hangs openly out of ones swimsuit. Typically happens at a pool during day drinking sessions. Also referred to to as a dynamite stick.
Jamie! I see your mouse tail!! ;(
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When smoking cannabis and one person throws an entire nug in for a pack. because the nug is still attached to the stem, the stem will stick out the bowl, resembling a mouse tail. To some, it results in a better all around hit or a total and complete waste.
"Yo man is it my turn to pack?"
"Yeah bro, just mouse tail it, throw in the whole nug"
"Check out that mousetail"
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trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
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trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
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trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
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When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.