Mouth Meat

A condition that affects that mouth after mass consumption of hard cereal like "Captain Crunch" or "Corn Pops". Upon consumption, the hard edges slice and dice the roof of ones mouth into a mess of "mouth meat"

Oh man! I just ate 5 bowls of Corn Pops cereal and I now have a bad case of mouth meat!

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Meat Mouth

A nasty, dirty, toothless prostitute, typically a crack whore or meth whore, that will suck any old dirty dick for drug money. Meat Mouth's may also be marked by herpes cold sores and excessive use of Carmex.

Don: Hey Frank. Let's head home. It's closing time and they are cutting us off.

Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.

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meat mouth

a chick that gobbles up cock like she needs it

dude my girlfriend is a total meat mouth

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Meat Mouth

An omnivore, carnivore, or meat eater.

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

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Meat Mouth

The rawness of an arsehole as its violently widened by an exiting meal, often curry. In occasional cases, leaves the pipe smelling faintly of pork or beef.

Often causes bleeding, see Coughing Tramp.

"Hello darling, how are you?"

"Not too good actually, I just had a shit but I've got a right Meat Mouth now..."

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