A teacher with a very large and shiny bald head. When slapped 3 times a genie will appear and grant three wishes, however, once you try to speak to ask for your wish the genie will interrupt you and give you a detention for no reason. If he does not interrupt you, then the wish will not be granted anyways. You will just be set extra homework.
Person 1: Did you see that supply teacher over there with the large shiny head?
Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry
Very smexy, Intelligent and STOP CLICKING YOUR PENS IT IS ONE OF MY BUGBEARS
Student: look, its mr parry, shoving a pen into a students eyeball!
Other student: eh, its happened before
A teacher at revere high school in hell(Ohio) who is balding. His hair he claims to have been burned off in a lab experiment but he is really just old.
Attributes:
-does not know about the pee in a flask in a lab drawer
-bipolar
-an absolute simp for the principal
-OCD
-psychopath
-refers to him self as a “pear bear” in third person when he is happy
-has his feet up on the desk
-tries to be cool
-screams in The middle of lectures
-dramatic
-acts like everyone is going to die if you put a lab coat on the wrong hanger
“Look it’s Mr. Parry! He made me stay after school to fix my lab report yesterday!”
A black bitch who sucks of her students
WOAH THERE! Mrs are you doing a mrs parris!