mr fahtz

an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"

client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)

narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face