Mr. Griddy

A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.

(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)

Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!

Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.

Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)

Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.