Mr. Quisno

A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.

Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”