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A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
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A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
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A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex
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Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.
I love Mr potato head
When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
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The latest victim of cancel culture
Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
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the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)
"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"
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