Mrs. B

The position in which a woman is to give a partner a blumpkin. Generally, the female is positioned so that she is straddling the bottom of the toilet.

"recounting the saga of the amazing blumpkins"
"Get that ho in a Mrs. B"

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Mr. B.

Noun, Person.

-Formely long haired individual with slight Neo-Nazi based tendencies. Has an incredibly complex outlook on life, although sometimes somewhat dark and demented, he does have a sunny disposition. Philosophical, warrior-like, protective, and trustworthy to the grave.

-Also adept at several different forms of science resulting in mixed results that range from crotch burns and other bodily injuries to jail time, as well as adept at several different types of firearms handling.

-Noticable in public due to the iconic cigar and bulge in back pocket which is a flask.

Mr. B. once downed 2 bottles of Captain Morgan, 3 beers, and a large amount of Bacardi belongin to a friend, fell unconcious for 10-15 minutes, and awoke to due nuclear physics, resulting in a nuclear device."

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Mr. B

Someone who is attracted to children, a pedophile. They will touch you weirdly, and say vague sexual phrases to you.

Jim: Oh hey John *Puts hand on arm seductively*
John: Hey stop being a Mr. B

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Mr. B

The biggest bird

(and a middle school math teacher)

he’s the biggest bird
WE LOVE YOU MR. B!!!!!!!!

mr b

he is our gym teacher we dont like him but personally, he is kathys best friend. he tells kathy to buck off and doesn't like her. but she knows deep own they will listen to the best spotify music ever. their friendship si so strong that eh yells at kathy to go away, such good relationship.

if you know him, tell him his music taste sucks and is old and stuck in 2015 and that he's mean, he will react to you with a lovely scream and whistle

"ayo mr b and i are close pals."

Mr. B Lo-gan man

A half man half chicken, with legs like drumsticks. Often leads with belly button and has chode legs.

Jarred; Yo is that a Mr. B Lo-gan man?
Mitch: Well he looks like a fucking chicken

Mr. A and B the C of D

someone who is the coollest person i've ever met. the

A= Above
B= Beyond
C= Call
D= Duty

-dude did you see Mr. A and B the C of D?
-no man who is he?
-HE IS ONLY THE COOLEST PERSON TO LIVE!!!!!!

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