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a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme. She is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
"There has to be a Mrs. Right out there for you somewhere."
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A hooker who after fucking for a buck can direct you to a dude who'll you high-grade cocaine.
After a long search, I finally found Mrs. Right in a very unexpected place.
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A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...
"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."
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The asshole you are married to.
How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?
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Your dream man. Could be anybody.
Tiffany: Omg, Rachel, I swear to you I found my Mr. Right today.
Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.
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The perfect man, someone intelligent, handsome and strong, without trying.
Everybody says they want him, but they really don’t.
Totally single, because girls prefer bad boys.
“Will you choose Mr. Right ?”
“Not really, I prefer bad boys”.
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A nickname given to a math teacher who always reminds his students not to assume that an angle in a geometric figure is ninety degrees, although it may deceptively look like it is a right angle.
Students of Mr. Wright call him “Mr. Right Wright” or “Mr. Right Squared,” because he won’t give them any marks if they assume without proof that a triangle is a right triangle.
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