ALWAYS BRING TISSUES TO SCHOOL FOR A LITERATURE/LANGUAGE ARTS INSTRUCTOR, SEND PRAYER TO GOD FOR B. FUNK GRAMMER, APPLE FOR A BOOK BELL, A RULER TO MATH, A PROTRACTOR TO ART, A RECORDER TO MUSIC, A JOURNAL TO SOCIAL STUDIES, A COMPOSITION BOOK TO SCIENCE, A PILLOW TO HISTORY, A MAGNET TO PHYSICS, GLOVES TO CHEMISTRY AND A GARDEN SHOVEL TO BIOLOGY. WASH YOUR HANDS OFTEN. HAND SANITIZER IS NOT RECOMMENDED AS A REPLACEMENT FOR LYE AND WATER. ALWAYS CARRY 6 YELLOW #2 GRAPHITE PENCILS AND A PENCIL SHARPENER + LARGE PINK ERASER BLOCK FOR BURNING RUBBER.
"Is it MrSkuhl or MrsKuhl?"
"Mrskuhl is more commonly pronounced MrSchool."
"Mister School?"
"Yes!"
"What do i call my teacher, PROFESSOR?"
"YOU DO NOT CALL HER, SMILE AT HER BY ENDING EACH SESSION EYES CLOSED FOREHEAD TOUCHING HANDS, PRAY. "THANK YOU WIND, THANK YOU SPIRIT, THANK YOU GREAT FATHERS FOR NATIVE AMERICAN MEDIUMS, ENFORCING SPIRITUAL LAW, PROTECTING BLOOD RIGHTS, AND CREATING AN EXAMPLE OUT OF JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS ENTITIES WHO INTENTIALY SEEK AND PREY ON GOOD WILLED MOTHERS AND FATHERS. THANK YOU FOR MATTER. PLEASE WATCH OVER MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND ESPECIALLY MY GRANDMA JOANNE. AMEN."