muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

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Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

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Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

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