Mudryk

Mykhailo Mudryk is a Ukrainan refugee who acts like a footballer.

English club Chelsea FC bought him for 100 million euros in January, with parts of the money going to Ukrainan soldiers.

He has since his debut scored a grand total of ZERO (0) goals and provided 2 assists in 17 games in all competitions for Chelsea.

Mudryk is absolutely useless when he’s not facing 40 year old James Milner or other fellow Ukrainian refugees.

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Mudryk

Fastest player in the world

Mbappe is fast, but he's no Mudryk!

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Mykhailo Mudryk

The best Left Winger the Premier Leauge and the whole wide footballing world has seen and ever will see with 57 UCL’S 58 Ballon d’Ors and 58 Premier League Titles he is the undisputed G.O.A.T with no one coming close. He has also won 9 Mr Olympias and is an actor and a model for Nike and Calvin Klein and according to his teammates they said

“Yo bro did you see Mudryk’s willy he’s packing at least 35 inches man”Enzo Fernandez

“I wanna marry Mykhailo Mudryk, I dream about it every night I want his kids😫😫😫” Every Girl Ever