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When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick
oi! patrick! You have muff ears!
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A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
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A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.
ear muffs - not applicable
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An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
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When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.
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When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!
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