Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.

Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!

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muff muff

a short mexican that makes muffins yo!

muff muff is always coming around with his burnt muffins

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Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

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Muff Muff

The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net

That chick Rachel left her baby daddy and wants to come over and Muff Muff

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Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

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Muff Muff

The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.

"Muff Muff is teh secks!"

"Muff Muff is dandy."

"LET'S ALL SHOOT MUFF MUFF!"

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muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

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