Mad muffin disease

An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.

Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it

Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness