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The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
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Having hair around the vaginal area.
Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.
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a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.
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A word for female pubic hair.
Girl: "Lets fuck!"
Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
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1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*
2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.
*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?
2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!
Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
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The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.
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When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.
"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."
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